DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you but… honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Shy says it’s just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there’s voices so… please please can you send someone to fix it?
would you rather attend the wedding of your otp or get a copy of their sex tape?
Tumblr: The place where all the important, thought provoking questions are asked.
is the sex tape in HD?
Can I be the priest?
there are two kinds of people
is the priest in the wedding or the sex tape?
How good is the sex tape?
Immortalising inside jokes. Sipslock and Watsjin. Smartiepants boyfriends with plenty of frustration and banter
and Sips disappearing from Sjin’s life for a long time ow my heart.
But after years of heartbreak Sjin would move on, and Nilesy would be his Mary. Then Sips would suddenly come back from Mars and would try to woo Sjin back by commenting on how much he hates his facial hair. Just saying.