Posted 5 hours ago

dayoldtampon:

the lip synching is so accurate

(Source: swaggy-surfer)

Posted 5 hours ago

mydrunkvause:

"I think I made her sweat for the first time ever in her entire life" [x]

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

kingforhermione:

coffeeandrain-itsallthesame:

mothafuckinsterio:

That grandma took none of the shit.

Team Grandma

Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!

Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.

(Source: thedisneyprincess)

Posted 5 hours ago

tawnks:

the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:

"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"

Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”

Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.

Posted 9 hours ago

mrpicard:

Meanwhile, at Dragon Con (x)

Posted 9 hours ago

mayaoishiina:

Xephos: *Plays the trombone, alone and on a balcony*

(Source: vaurienscapegoat)

Posted 9 hours ago

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

archerdan:

grawly:

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when its just a false alarm and ur mom isnt home yet

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it seems my gif has finally found a use

Posted 9 hours ago

grawly:

grawly:

i have this 17 second 3d animation of a humanoid shark in a flannel shirt and jeans dancing and i have no idea what to do with it

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Posted 9 hours ago